Tuesday, November 26, 2013

A Little Bit of Truthful Humor

Anyone reading this blog knows that I really hate atheism.
I tend to be very direct and critical in my rebuke of atheist stupidities.
Atheists are always very generous in providing endless examples of such stupidity, usually disguised as science or reason.  Of course the other ± 6 billion people on earth know this well.

But anyway, how about a little humor at the expense of our atheist friends?
This page will be updated from time to time as new jokes arrive.

A few jokes I gleaned from wandering the world weird web.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
 "Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist.  "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said.  "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass.  Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
 while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there
is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?"


There is a new Prayer Line for atheists out now. The atheist calls up and it rings and rings but no one ever answers.

I love this one:

In a elementary school, a certain hard-line atheist teacher was always making nasty comments against religion.   One day in a particularly bad frame of mind, teacher began mocking religion and telling the kids how foolish belief in God was.  So he decided to take a quick poll and asked the class, "Everyone that believes in God raise their hand."  No one dared raise their hand but a young girl slowly put raised hers.

The teacher sort of gave a look of disgust and said, "So you believe in God huh?"
The young girl responded, "Yes sir.  I'm a Christian."

The teacher mocked her belief and then asked her, "So why are you a Christian?"
The girl stopped to think for a second and answered, "Well I suppose its because my parents are Christians."
The teacher scowled and said, "So what would you be if your parents were idiots!?"
At this the whole class became silent and looked embarrassed for the girl.
But suddenly her face lit up and she responded, "Well sir, I'd be an atheist."

Now some really old ones:

Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They’re always talking about God.

Q.What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an atheist?
A.Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Q: What do you call a dumb American?
A: Atheist.

Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer darkness.

Fly in My Soup
Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: Praying.
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.